My sources indicate that the dyNASTY League had a turbulent week. “Chaos in the chat,” I’m told. Owners found trouble reaching majority consensus on a draft date before the NFL season. An anonymous owner responded with a roller coaster gif when I reached out for comment.
To boot, a 12th owner had to be added at the final hour. The league found itself over-booked, though the official press release is still incoming. Sources say multiple owners were nearly willing to volunteer their own team for relegation, to bring the total number of teams back to 10. Decisive action by a dedicated commissioner ensured this misfit band of fantasy owners will make it to draft day.
If this pre-season is any indication, we are in for a wild ride this fantasy year.
Stan Strumbowskavich, Army Dillos beat writer