The ‘Dillos made a big splash late Saturday night signing the legendary Coach Madden 23, reportedly for a whopping sum. In his press conference, majority owner Dr. Handsome McMoneybags was clear that the ‘Dillos are in it to win this year.
“We recognize the shortcomings of our front office and management in the past. We just simply aren’t run by anyone with any hardware whatsoever … we’re hopeful Coach’s input can set us up for success.”
Coach Madden’s official statement to the press was short and sweet, “[EA Sports:] It’s in the game.” Army Dillo fans have plenty to be excited about heading into Tuesday night’s draft.
Stan Strumbowskavich, Army Dillos beat writer