My First Four-Team Season Overall record: 30-26Points For: Points Against7,519.82 : 7,060.73 (+459.09) Four teams? WTF Zack. In June, I blogged about how screwed I was. Four leagues? Why? Can you even pay attention to that many? What’s your strategy here? I’ll recap each league, but first a few tips for all you psychopaths thatContinue reading “Fantasy Football Recap”
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Grading My Draft Grade Grades
Crawling out from under my rock to eat my column Stan here-maybe you’ve forgotten about me. That’s what my ex-wife was hoping for when she successfully convinced the judge to erase me from the public eye for several months. A few weeks behind bars helped my sleeping problem though, so jokes on them. You mayContinue reading “Grading My Draft Grade Grades”
Week 6 Moving and Shaking
What a wild week it was! While I tune out the droll of statemen going about their ongoing litigations, let’s look at the biggest winners and losers of the dyNASTY week! The vultures are circling Justin Time like seniors before a continental breakfast. ESPN gives them 1% playoff hope: Pittman’s Hitman moves intoContinue reading “Week 6 Moving and Shaking”
Stan’s Return: First Quarter Recap
Hello and apologies to all my adoring readers. You may have noticed a hiatus in my posts, I assure you I am in good health and spirits despite a brief misunderstanding with the law. I am unable to comment on an ongoing investigation, but I did not have sexual relations with that woman. NorContinue reading “Stan’s Return: First Quarter Recap”
You’ll Never Guess Who I Picked as the Best Drafted Team
Finally, a wild night is over and our teams are drafted. This draft had it all; overpaying, stealing at far under value, poor internet connections, bidding wars lost, and owners stuck with the guy they were only trying to drive the price up on. Some faired well, some found their math skills overwhelmed, andContinue reading “You’ll Never Guess Who I Picked as the Best Drafted Team”
BREAKING: ‘Dillos Sign a Legend
A Draft in Disarray
My sources indicate that the dyNASTY League had a turbulent week. “Chaos in the chat,” I’m told. Owners found trouble reaching majority consensus on a draft date before the NFL season. An anonymous owner responded with a roller coaster gif when I reached out for comment. To boot, a 12th owner had to be addedContinue reading “A Draft in Disarray”
Army Dillos Draft Preview
Fantasy Football is coming to Augusta N’atl. Considered a small market, the Augusta N’atl residents balk when asked about the up-and-coming league moving to town. Most folks only come out for the azaleas, and these taxpayers will be the first to tell you that they aren’t paying for some billionaire’s fancy new fantasy football stadium.Continue reading “Army Dillos Draft Preview”